Thursday, March 31, 2016

The Challenges of Challenges.

Hello TEAM!!!

I'd like to talk about CHALLENGES.   Now, when I say challenge, I'm not talking about how hard it is to get out of bed in the morning, or how tough that six hour road trip with your in-laws was.  I'm talking about taking on physical or mental task that is outside your comfort zone for a finite period of time.  Some examples: 2-minute plank challenge, food journaling for a month, Dan John's 10,000 Kettlebell Swing challenge, trying to crawl for 10 minutes a day, etc.  You get the picture, I'm sure, if not just look at Facebook, these things are EVERYWHERE.



Now, I've done a TON of these.  I'm a bit of a challenge expert.  Every October, I'll do the 10,000 swing challenge because it's the 10th month.  I also do the Pat Flynn 300 Swing-a-Day program in March, because it's the 3rd month.  I'm heading in to April with a goal to track my food EVERY DAY, which is a BIG one for me personally.  I've also participated in the Velocity Diet (only made it two weeks), a daily pull-up challenge, and many others.  FOR ME, it's the best way to make your personal goals interesting.  Challenging yourself to explore something new for a week, month, or any extended period will teach a person a whole LOT about themselves.

 Since the new month begins TOMORROW, and the first of the month is always a great time to start a new challenge, I wanted to give you, dear reader, my three main guidelines on how to choose the correct challenge for YOU.   To make this easy and accessible, I've boiled these down to three A's!  ALLITERATION WINS!!  Now....the HEMINGWAY TRIPLE A!!

ACCESSIBILITY: First of all, your challenge should be ACCESSIBLE.  What do I mean by this?  To put it as simply as possible, make sure you can actually DO your challenge.  If I challenge myself to do 20 pull ups a day for a month, I'd better be DAMN sure I can do a pull up.  You laugh, but you'd be surprised how many people approach me about doing a 300 KB Swing a day challenge, and then ask me to teach them the KB swing, or ask me where they can find a kettlebell to use when they aren't at the gym.  In my experience, for your challenge to succeed, you need working knowledge of the basics, and you need all your equipment accessible at ALL times.  TRUST ME.  When you're 15 days in, you're not going to wanna worry about tracking down a bell to get those swings in. In that scenario, you're more likely to just give up and start feeling like you've failed.   I want you outside your box a little, but don't build a new box just to step out of it.

ADAPTABILITY: SECOND criteria.  How will this challenge affect your life?  How is your life going to change during and after you perform this mighty feat of physical and/or mental prowess?  This is a big one not just for you, but for those around you.  The Velocity Diet is an extreme fat loss program where the subject drinks nothing but protein shakes 6 days a week, and then has ONE meal on the 7th day for a month.  You can bet your SWEET BIPPY that anyone who undertakes The Velocity Diet needs to take a hard look at how they will adapt to these massive changes in their daily structure, and how it will affect their loved ones and co-workers.  Eating out is going to be NO FUN. This is just one example.  If you're undertaking a Squat challenge, you're gonna be pretty sore and irritable on some of those days.    Also, examine how your life will be different post-challenge?  Are the results sustainable?  How long will you need to recover?  Are the results just a step in the right direction for a lasting life change?  This is another great tool in determining if a challenge is right for you.

LASTLY.....and I bet you KNEW IT....


ACCOUNTABILITY!  Yes dear reader, this is EVERYTHING.  Without accountability, when your challenge gets tough, and it will, you will most likely just walk away.  And why not?  No one will stop you, you took this on yourself, right?   NO WAY MAN!  Put that challenge out there.  Talk about it on social media, tell all your friends you're in the middle of keeping a food journal.  Shout out that you're doing 5 pull ups a day from the rooftops!  Ask your friends to join you in your meditation challenge, whatever it takes to have those around you checking in and keeping you on track with your accountability.   Not only will this keep you honest in your challenge, it's a wonderful way to build an intentional community around something that's going to benefit you and those around you in the long run.

So my friends, you now have three great guidelines to determine if a monthly challenge is the right thing for you.  And in reality, trial and error is the very best guideline of all.  Taking that first step and choosing something that will challenge you for an extended period of time is a wonderful way to stay fresh and add new skills to your already expanding AWESOMENESS.

Thanks for taking the time to read this! And come see us at Mark Fisher Fitness!!






Monday, May 5, 2014

Wow.
Raise your hand if you're the WORST BLOGGER EVER.  (Blogger Raises hand, then slaps self for referring to self in third person).  That settles that.  Worst. Blogger. EVER.  BUT, the following is something I've been working on.  It's a series of KB Complex workouts based on one of my very FAVORITES, The Princess Bride.  In this workout scheme, YOU, the ACHIEVER are WESTLEY.  Chasing the three bandits and ButterCup.  Each workout is your individual fight. I hope you enjoy this, dear Reader.


DAY 1:
HELLO! This workout is named Inigo Montoya!  It killed your father, PREPARE TO DIE! : Blogger used a 20kg bell for this one, and was SMOKED!
On the LEFT SIDE FIRST...Achiever performs

2 1-Arm Swings
2 1-Arm Cleans
2 1-Arm Press
2 Offset KB Front Squats
2 Snatches
(Then Achiever smiles, and says to themselves, "I know something you don't know, I AM NOT LEFT HANDED!" Achiever switches to the right hand and repeats.)
After right has done the 2 series, move back to the left and do:
4 1-Arm Swings
4 1-Arm Cleans
4 1-Arm Press
4 Offset KB Front Squats
4 Snatches
Switch to Right hand, Repeat

Then Left Again for 6's, 8's etc.    Go up to 10 if you can.  I could NOT.  This workout killed your father. Prepare to DIE.



DAY 2:

The Fezzig/Andre the Giant/ANYBODY WANNA PEANUT?

Blogger used 2 24kg Bells, and set 15 minutes on the clock and go AMRAP.

Leopard Crawl (Climbing the ropes of the Cliffs of Insanity)
10 Double Sumo DLs (Picking Up Rocks to throw)
5 High Pulls Each Side (Throwing Rocks at Westley)
360 KB Halos (Achiever performs a halo, turns a quarter turn, halos, etc.)  (Westley on Fezzig's Back)
Suitcase Carry (Carrying Princess Buttercup)


DAY 3: The Vizzini!!

Short and Sweet, just like the amazing scene with WALLACE SHAWN! Blogger used 2 24kgs and was wishing for Iocaine Powder by the END.

TABATA KB 360 Front Squats!!! 8 Minutes 20 seconds ON, 10 seconds OFF!! After round 1, the Achiever turns and faces the back for round 2, then front for Round 3.  These are the goblets of wine that Vizzini and Westley debate over!  The 360 turn is to confuse the drinker which is which!  This is almost as bad as going against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the LINE!


There you have it friends and Achievers!  I hope it brings you joy and HOTNESS! I loved writing it up!

Friday, February 7, 2014

Day 5!!  Performed 2/6/2014 at the Ninja Clubhouse in the Dragon Lair.  So, this day called for sprints. 15 minutes of SPRINTS.  I didn't really have anywhere to sprint because of the Polar Vortex, so I made some modifications.  I did 15 Burpees on the minute for 10 minutes.  I almost puked my GUTS out.  THEN, I added a short preview of a workout I call the Monkey Butler Complex.  I have included it in the metabolic section at the bottom.

Warm-Up:
5 minutes Naked TGU's
Windmill Stick :45 seconds each side x2.  The extra 15 seconds was EXCRUCIATING!
Stoney Stretch :30 each side
Quadruped Rockbacks 5 breaths
Bird Dog Series (Contralateral and Same Side)

Workout: Strength Training
Single Leg DL: 1-2-3-1-2-3  each side, loaded with a 20kg KB
Front Squat 1-2-3 (95lbs), 1-2-3 (135 lbs).  I know that seems light, but I'm SHIT at Front Squats, so the 135 was actually my PR!!
Hanging Leg Raise 1-2-3-1-2-3

Metabolic:
15 Burpees on the minute for 10 minutes!  This was RIDICULOUS!!!


Monkey Butler add-on:
Suitcase Carry: 32 kg
Bear Crawl Spin
Farmer Walk 2x24kg in each hand
5 Monkey Jumps  (Basically frog jumps, squat down, put your hands on the ground, then jump straight up.)
Offset Rack Carry: 24kg bell
Bear Crawl Spin
Windmill into Waiter Walk with Suitcase.  (High Bell 14kg, low bell 24kg)
5 Monkey Jumps
Day Four!  Performed 2/4/2014 at the Ninja Clubhouse!!

5 Minutes Naked TGU's
Windmill Stick :30 each side x2
Stoney Stretch :30 seconds each side x2
Quadruped Rockbacks
Bird Dog Series x2 Contralateral Knee to wrist, knee to fingertips, knee to elbow, then same side.

WORKOUT: Strength Training
Deadlift 1-2-3/1-2-3   I didn't have Barbell access, so I did two 24kgs.  'Twas rough.
Goblet Squat: 1-2-3/1-2-3 24kg
Ab Wheel 1-2-3-1-2-3

Metabolic Conditioning (I did 5 rounds of this.  I went down a bell size each round, and it kicked my sugar sweet ass.) I did one side then the other.  Round 1: 20kg Round 2: 18kg Round 3: 16kg Rounds 4 & 5: 12kg.

5 1-Arm Swings
5 1-Arm Cleans
5 1-Arm Snatches
5 1-Arm Press
5 Reverse Lunge

WHEW!  That was INCREDIBLE!!  The metabolic stuff at the end REALLY ratchets up the fat loss!  YEAH!!

Monday, February 3, 2014

Today, 2/3/2014 was Day Three, and I have Day Three OFF!!!  YAY!
DAY TWO!!  2/2/2014  Performed at the Ninja Clubhouse!!
 Warm Up
Five Minutes Naked TGU's
Windmill Stick :30 seconds each side x2
Rockbacks
Bird Dogs 4 times each side. I really just felt like staying on the ground that day.

Strength! Training:
JUMP! (I did Hinge Jumps) 1-2-3-1-2-3
Military Press 18kg KB 1-2-3-1-2-3 each side
Breathe
TRX Rows (I did wide grip) 1-2-3-1-2-3
Mini-Band Walk With Waiter Walk.  I did these laterally, crabs-walk -sideways style, with a 12kg overhead.  I pussed out on the weight because of the band walk.  I'm gonna get better at these goddammit.

Metabolic Conditioning:
Four Rounds TABATA Style Two Arm Swing Interval (20kg used by blogger so he wouldn't puke his fucking GUTS out.)
20 seconds on Two Arm Swings
10 seconds rest
:20 Swings
:10 Rest
:20 Swings
:10 Rest

YAY!!  JEEZ-O PEEZ-O!  Jumping SUCKS.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Hello again friends!
I am going to post my Mr. Wonderful's Weekend Warrior Workouts here, so that people can view them and do them whenever and wherever they would like, if they are so inclined.  ALSO, this will serve as a nice record for myself, because I am growing old as hell.

Weekend Warrior Workshop #1!! 01/19/2014

Warm-Up:
Quadruped Breathing/Rockbacks 5 Breaths
Dead Bug
Alternating Glute Bridge March
Partner Squat Stretch (holding hands and sitting in a squat)
KB Halos 5 each direction
Partner Assisted PUPP
Partner Assisted Paloff Press

5 1-Arm Swings each arm with a Medium Bell Ladies 8-10kg Men 12-16kg

WORKOUT TITLE: WE'RE GOING TO A SWINGERS PARTY, SO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SNATCH!!

5 Double KB Swings
5 KB Cleans
5 Double KB Front Squats
Set the Bells Down
5 One-Arm Snatches each Arm

4 Double KB Swings
4 Dbl. Cleans
4 F. Squats
Bells Down
4 One-Arm Snatches each side

Down to one.  Enjoy, Badasses!1